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How do you compare the words Mercy (English) and Merci (French)?

Mercy is what one asks for, and Merci is what one says after getting it.

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This is our new dog, Crusty.

All he does is loaf around all day.

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What happens when military officers attend a party?

They order everyone "a round".

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Why did Liz putting a wedding song as her phone's ring tone?

She wanted a wedding ring.

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What do you need to spell the word Panda?

Just a P and A.

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How did Jim express that he wasn't against learning poetry?

I'm not averse to learning a verse.

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Why should you take a sharp pencil seriously?

It has a good point.

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What is a movie about the letter O called?

The Vide-O's.

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What do you call ticks that live in a parrot's feathers?

Polly ticks.

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Why did Alan make sure his deck wasn't empty when he played with his kids?

He wanted to make sure he was playing with a full deck.

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What is similar between a clothing factory and Scrabble?

They both use text tiles.

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What is someone called who is wearing a racoon hat?

A tail bearer.

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