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Why did the dermatologist find a new job?

He was getting rash with his patients

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Akiva Lane
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What do garbanzo beans have in common with a sedative for chickens?

Chick peace.

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What is the person called who cleans the white board every day?

Chairman of the board.

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What is confusing about alarms that get activated?

Do alarms go off, or do they go on?

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What did Joey do when his mother said his bathroom towel was dirty, and he should throw it in the hamper?

He threw in the towel.

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What happens every year in the universe?

We celebrate its universe-ary.

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Moshe Sherizen
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What do you call a train carrying bubble gum?

A chew-chew train.

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What fictional character had an open mind?

Frankenstein.

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Shane Ronay
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Why did Mike lose his job as a masseur?

He rubbed people the wrong way.

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What math term did Alice not like?

The mean.

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What is a side-trip on a vacation called?

A detour on de tour.

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What is the space over a spinning top called?

It's over the top.

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