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Why didn't the chicken cross the road?

Because it was chicken.

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When the brother didn't treat his sister nicely, what was the result?

It caused a cry sis.

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What is another name of the dot-com bubble that burst in 2001?

The com before the storm.

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How did Joe feel when he realized how much money he could have saved with a more fuel-efficient car?

He felt fuelish.

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What did the oil prospector say when he found out the oil well was dry?

Oh, well!

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How did the rose deal with the challenges of life?

It always rose to the occasion.

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Why did Bill bring money to bed?

Because he had been sleeping poorly.

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What happened to this couple just before the wedding?

They disengaged.

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What food is this?

Apple Pie

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Why is this the most expensive dish in the restaurant?

It's 24 carrot plated.

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How do you make a waterbed more bouncy?

Use spring water.

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What is interesting about this group of words?

It seems to be a family where all the members have similar problems.

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