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Why does hot weather seem so smart?

Because it has so many degrees.

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How did Arnold react when he got the job as conductor of the orchestra?

It was music to his ears.

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What was the computer monitor's New Year's resolution?

1920 X 1080, same as the year before.

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How did the Teddy Bear feel after dinner?

It felt stuffed.

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What is it called when a car has a good mother?

Good car ma.

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What did the bottles of beers in the ice cooler say to each other?

Let's chill.

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What did the world think about Edison's invention of the light bulb?

They thought it was a brilliant idea.

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What can you say about the stories of how staples, paper-clips, and thumb-tacks were developed?

They are all fasten-ating.

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What happened when Gary tried to play piano by ear?

He decided it's better to play with his hands.

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As Annie grew up, what question kept nagging her?

Is the 'hokie pokie' really what's it's all about?

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What does a car say when you fill it up with gas?

Tanks.

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How did Jim feel when he walked barefoot on seashells at the beach?

He was shell shocked.

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