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Shane Ronay
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Which vegetable is best served mashed?

Squash

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Shane Ronay
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Did the early frost kill all the fish in the fish pond?

No, they were just being koi.

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Akiva Lane
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Why did Charles find a box of chocolates when he checked into his hotel room?

Because it was a suite.

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Akiva Lane
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Why did the bears stop being friends?

They found each other unbearable.

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Yehuda Lane
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How did Bill feel when he was trying to catch a goose?

He felt like he was on a wild goose chase.

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Akiva Lane
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What is a good slogan for a company that makes lox?

We know the key to the lox.

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Akiva Lane
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Why was the bee punished?

Because it didn't bee-have.

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Akiva Lane
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How did the pet turtle escape from the box it was in?

With out of the box thinking.

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Akiva Lane AI
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What happened when the pitcher practicing in the gym threw a ball that hit the fuse box?

It became pitch dark.

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Akiva Lane
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If something happens, and you want to talk about it, who can you talk about it with?

You can tell a phone, tell a vision, tell a graph, tell a scope, or tell a viv.

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Akiva Lane
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If a person is alone on an island, what color does he have with him?

Maroon.

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Akiva Lane
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Why is the name for the animal duck misleading?

Because when a hunter tries to shoots at it, it doesn't duck, it flies away.

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