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What's he doing?

Flying by the seat of his pants.

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On what floor of a building do workers grind wheat into flour?

The ground floor.

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What happens when a person sleeps on old magazines?

He has back issues.

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How did Becky feel about hot dogs?

She felt they were the wurst.

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Why don't gluten-free people consume wheat?

It goes against their grain.

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What state was Maxine in when she found out that a person has 100,000 miles of blood vessels?

She was in a state of awe.

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Where do people who want to be smuggled across a border go to?

A flee market.

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What was a misunderstanding between Bill and his wife?

She asked for toilet water for her birthday, and he didn't know it meant perfume.

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What bank manager has a white horse near him?

The loan arranger has his horse Silver.

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How did Max react when his wife served fish for supper 6 days in a row?

He said, "There's something fishy about this".

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Which horse did the cowboy only ride after dark?

A night mare

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Why did the army's mortar shells keep falling out?

They were dealing with a loose canon.

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