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What can you say about an old couch that was fixed?

It was in bad shape, but now it's recovered.

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Matt Weiss
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What happens to a snowman that gets angry?

It has a meltdown.

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How did Cynthia feel about the fact that pollen counts were low?

She felt that was nothing to sneeze at.

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What is meat that falls on the floor called?

Ground meat.

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What skill did Noah use to build the ark?

Ark-itecture.

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What does the king of England have to do with writing a successful book?

They both involve royalties.

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Why did this make Mike confused?

He didn't know if it was a scissors or a pair of scissors.

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Why was Walt Disney happy after visiting Mickey Mouse in the hospital?

Because he saw that Mickey was very animated.

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Shane Ronay
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How did the hunter get the male deer he shot out of the woods?

His friends came, and they all passed the buck.

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Is the author the main person who can edit the book they wrote?

Yes, that is the main person who is author eyes'd.

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What vegetable should diplomats learn all about?

Peas.

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What color coat is like a bee?

A yellow jacket.

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