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Where was the toilet invented?

Flushing, NY

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Akiva Lane
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Why didn't Joe buy the white horse when when he had all black horses?

Because it was a horse of a different color.

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Shane Ronay
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Which dog breed echoes an overly enthusiastic relative?

A Pinscher

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Why was the tourist dropped off on a deserted island?

He requested an isle seat.

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Akiva Lane
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What kind of thinking do you need to eat Cracker Jack?

Out of the box thinking.

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Shane Ronay
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Why was the young mathematician encouraged when computing the formula of circles?

He was told it was easy as pi.

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Akiva Lane
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What do you call a camel that acts?

A drama-dary.

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What did the Jones family say after they found their dog named Spot?

We spotted the spot where Spot was, by spotting his spot!

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What soap makes you drunk?

Bar soap.

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How did Sam and Betty describe that they walked on a different path in the woods every day?

Roam wasn't built in a day.

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Shane Ronay
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Do people in the UK use common sense?

No, the common pence.

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What was Bill's nickname after he was able to drive to avoid the tornado?

Mister "missed the twister".

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