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What is something before it was redundant?

Dundant.

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Why did the family have their son set the dinner table?

It was the time of the setting son.

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What part of the Bible teaches you the correct way to use money?

The book of profits.

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Why did the waiter in the restaurant need to calm down and have patience?

He didn't want people to say he couldn't wait.

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If something happens, and you want to talk about it, who can you talk about it with?

You can tell a phone, tell a vision, tell a graph, tell a scope, or tell a viv.

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What was the runner chasing after?

He was trying to catch his breath.

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How did the comb feel after it had its teeth made thinner?

It felt fine.

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Why is the Pillsbury doughboy a hippie?

He's a flour child.

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How did the community feel that after all the planning, the new hospital was finally being built?

It was a ground-breaking event.

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Why do deer hunters prefer larger guns?

It's a bigger bang for their buck.

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What do you call it when a person wants to jump into a sewer?

Sewer-cide.

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What are light bulbs that are very heavy called?

Heavy bulbs.

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