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Akiva Lane
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What do you call a plane that is not fancy?

A plain plane.

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Akiva Lane
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How do you compare the words Mercy (English) and Merci (French)?

Mercy is what one asks for, and Merci is what one says after getting it.

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Yehuda Lane
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What do you call a candy bar that sings rap music?

A candy rapper.

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Yehuda Lane
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What does a Frenchman say when he says something off-color?

Pardon my French.

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Akiva Lane
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Why can you get books from a strawberry that doesn't tell the truth?

It's a lie berry.

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Shane Ronay
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How did this team win the championship?

They put up their Dukes.

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Akiva Lane
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Why was Betty happy with the work of the seamstress?

It was sew good.

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Akiva Lane
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When Sir Edmund Hillary climbed Mount Everest in 1953, how did he feel?

He felt on top of the world.

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Yehuda Lane
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What kind of clothes do polar bears wear?

Polar shirts.

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Shane Ronay
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Who is in charge of a bicycle factory?

The spokesperson

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Shane Ronay
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How do billboards communicate with each other?

Sign language

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Akiva Lane
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Why did trumpet players in the band feel bad after their performance?

They felt they blew it.

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