Pictures:

Akiva Lane
General
Picture

What happens to an illegally parked frog?

Toad.

461
Shane Ronay
General
Picture

Why was the optician embarrassed the morning after the party?

He'd made a spectacle of himself.

352
Akiva Lane
General
Picture

How did Sandy describe her doubts about her family's hotel plans?

She had reservations about the reservations.

732
Akiva Lane
General
Picture

When you're tired and want to take a nap, in what bag can you find the naps?

A nap sack.

3118
Akiva Lane
General
Picture

What is a small store that sells Halloween costumes?

A boo-tique.

155
Shane Ronay
General
Picture

What do you call someone who believes only 12.5% in a Universal Being?

An eighth-iest

232
Akiva Lane
General
Picture

What is it called when someone gets tired because they are overweight?

Fatigue

2605
Shane Ronay
General
Picture

How does a pipefitter foreman ensure his workers aren't too noisy when on jobsites?

He asks them to pipe down.

983
Akiva Lane
General
Picture

What is the relationship between a trial and love?

The trial involves justice, and love involves just us.

1653
Akiva Lane
General
Picture

What kind of fruit did they use against Donald Trump?

He was impeached twice.

719
Moshe Sherizen
General
Picture

What has a head and a tail but no body?

A coin.

975
Akiva Lane
General
Picture

If a scientist no longer finds a theory as 'testable', how does he now regard it?

He now regards it as 'de-testable'.

866