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What is this person doing?

He's really using his noodle.

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What do you call a candy bar that sings rap music?

A candy rapper.

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How did Bill feel after a hard day's work, turning off the light and going to bed?

He was delighted.

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What mid-Western US city is named after small apples?

Mini-apples.

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What is a curve that can set a lot of things straight?

A smile.

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How did Jill feel about finding the last missing piece of the jigsaw puzzle?

She felt it was her master piece.

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What do you get after you finish sleeping?

You get up.

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A book about basement renovation ideas?

Best Cellars

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What can you say about someone who thinks he will make a lot of money playing dice?

He's in a fool's para-dice.

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Which two animals have the lowest integrity?

The lyin and the cheetah.

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What did Cynthia say when her dog bit into her rye bread sandwich?

Something is awry!

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What do Navy cadets do to lower belly fat?

Navel exercises.

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