Pictures:

Akiva Lane
General
Picture

What is the problem with debt?

The silent bee inside of it can sting.

1371
Shane Ronay
General
Picture

Why is voting "Nay" more direct than voting Aye"?

It's straight from the horse's mouth.

1817
Shane Ronay
General
Picture

Why did the flock of unshorn sheep keep bumping into each other?

They had the wool over their eyes

222
Akiva Lane
General
Picture

What does the king of England have to do with writing a successful book?

They both involve royalties.

3206
Shane Ronay
General
Picture

Why did Jerry choose to work with the elderly?

He enjoyed other Jerry-atrics.

246
Akiva Lane
General
Picture

How did Angela feel when she saw a rattlesnake in the park?

She felt rattled.

2271
Akiva Lane
General
Picture

Why did Alan enjoy exercizing by balancing on balls?

Because it helped him with the ability to be on the ball.

931
Akiva Lane
General
Picture

Where do fish learn what they know?

In schools of fish.

1983
Shane Ronay
General
Picture

I know the capitals of all 50 States.

For instance, Montana starts with a capital "M".

1431
Akiva Lane
General
Picture

What is an Eskimo father called?

An ice pop.

2199
Shane Ronay
General
Picture

Why did the mother have sore hands?

She had meta-carpools.

1064
Shane Ronay
General
Picture

How did we know the Russian musician would be a good match for the ballet dancer?

Because he played the ballet lika.

815