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How did Jacob feel about Rivka's borther Lavan when he worked for Lavan for 20 years?

He felt that Lavan wasn't lovin'.

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How did Bill lose so much weight?

Whenever he was about to eat - he thought of the word 'weight', and it reminded him to wait.

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What is a motorcycle that attacks people called?

A vicious cycle.

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Why did Sam sing while he built houses?

He wanted to build them soundly.

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What did the thread say to the needle?

I'm just passing through.

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Shane Ronay
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Horses are fun to ride...

...but make terrible neigh bors.

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Akiva Lane
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How did Linda react when she saw that her bank balance started with a minus sign?

She thought it was a bad sign.

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Yitzchak Berger
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What do you call a bee that can’t make up its mind?

A maybe.

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What happens if a cat falls into vinegar?

It becomes a sourpuss.

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What type of granite is always red?

A pomegranate.

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Shane Ronay
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Joseph Glidden invented the modern security fence. Who was his wife?

Barb

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Akiva Lane
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How are vegetables different than kids?

Vegetables are bad when spoiled and good when fresh, but it's not good if kids are either fresh or spoiled.

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