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What was Bill's reaction when someone approached him with a negative attitude?

He was non-plussed.

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Bill saved his pennies all year to buy a present for his wife, and brought them to a store, and do you know what he got?

A hernia.

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Why can you trust an expert in sound systems?

He gives sound advice.

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When the stadium's gardener was pulling up weeds, what did he say to the team?

I'm rooting for you.

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What seeds are named after fathers?

Poppy seeds.

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What is the motto of the factory that makes canned food?

We can!

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Why didn't Betty want to talk about the bed that her dog Dignity was sleeping on?

She felt it was beneath her dignity.

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What did the man say when he no longer needed to wear glasses?

Bye, focals!

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Why didn't the carpenter want to fit counter-tops?

He didn't want to be accused of counter-fitting.

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When Mitchel lost money in a risky investment, why did he feel like his clean suit?

Because they had both been taken to the cleaners.

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What ring weight absolutely nothing?

The ring tone of a phone.

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What do you call a prince that is a high wire walker?

Your highness.

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