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What is a lawyer's favorite girl's name?

Sue.

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What do you call a delicatessen that specializes in lox?

A lox smith.

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Why do we use the term "rode" once we've ridden?

We've been down that road before.

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How did Max feel about the lack of oxygen on top of the mountain?

Both the air and the views were breath-taking.

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Do people gain weight as they get older?

If they do, it's a waist of time.

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How did people react when Joe pulled down a 'No Demonstrations' sign without getting caught by the police?

"How did you pull that off?"

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What did the midwife say to the woman starting to give birth?

Please bear with me.

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What does this represent?

Too much of a good thing.

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Why is there a lack of neurologists?

Few have the nerve.

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How did this team win the championship?

They put up their Dukes.

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What is the origin of the word 'stain'?

It's a spot that is stayin' in the clothes.

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What kind of bush can take you by surprise?

An ambush.

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