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What continent is named after ants?

Antartica.

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Why did Barry's tongue hurt so much?

Each time he felt like saying something wrong, he bit his tongue.

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What is the motto of a store that sends packaged liver to customers?

We deliver de liver.

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What do you call a theatre with chickens?

Fowl play.

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What does a lumber mill have in common with a computer?

They both have logs.

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What type of log is slow and delayed?

The back-log.

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What is a person who stops exercizing called?

An ex-exercizer.

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Which type of vehicle transports a person to the doctor when he hurts his foot?

A toe truck.

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Why did the woman remove unsightly blood vessels in her legs?

She was vein.

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What is an example of a contact sport where nobody touches anyone else?

When people hide each others' contact lenses.

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What is a large pair of glasses called with lots of people looking at it?

A public spectacle.

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How do baseball players keep in touch with each other?

They touch base with each other.

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