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How did King Kong feel about the woman he was holding?

He had a crush on her.

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What kind of thinking is required to put together furniture from IKEA?

Out of the box thinking.

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What room does Batman live in?

The Bat-room.

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What do you call a train carrying bubble gum?

A chew-chew train.

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Where do puns come from?

The funny farm

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What was Jim's reaction when the other poker player wanted to deal the cards?

Well, it's not ideal.

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What happens when debt gets out of control?

It debt-inates.

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Why did the couple decide to get married?

They found each other very engaging.

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How does one obtain a very firm crease from the dry cleaner?

Request an increase.

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How did Mark feel when he used a machine to get rid of his static?

He felt ex-static.

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What day in September do women give birth?

Labor day.

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Why did the family have their son set the dinner table?

It was the time of the setting son.

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