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Why didn't Barry ever work out in the gym?

He planned to go there, but it never worked out.

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What kind of money can't be understood?

Non cents.

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What did the doctor use this room for?

A wading room

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How did people react when Joe pulled down a 'No Demonstrations' sign without getting caught by the police?

"How did you pull that off?"

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Why did Joe go to the paint store to lose weight?

He went to get thinner.

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After going bankrupt, what did Bob name his new honey business?

Plan Bee

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How are a salad and a Paris bathroom similar?

They both accommodate French dressing.

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What Hebrew word does this represent?

Dati

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Why is the last part of a meal called dessert?

That's when people desert their diet.

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What is it called when cars protest public lies by honking their horns?

Taking the bull by the horns.

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What is the electric company in Qatar called?

Electric Qatar.

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What is the owner of the chair store called?

The chairman.

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