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What is it called when police interrogate a hen?

Grilled chicken.

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Moshe Sherizen
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Why shouldn't you write with a broken pencil?

Because it's pointless.

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How did Sam feel when he left the Far East?

He felt dis-oriented.

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How is a head cold similar to a lot of traffic?

They're both congested.

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What is store that sells phones called?

A sell phone store.

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How did Lisa feel when she found that someone had pressed all the buttons in the elevator?

She found it depressing.

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What does the Constitution have in common with balancing a checkbook?

Checks and balances.

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When the bee joined the bee hive, how did it feel?

It felt like a newbie.

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What is a good name for a company that certifies bones for dogs to chew on?

Bone-a-fide

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What are these signs called?

Dollar signs.

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Why didn't the cafeteria label their trays A, B, C, D, etc?

Because the second one would be 'betray'.

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Why did Barry wear an oxygen mask when he saw a beautiful sunset?

Because it took his breath away.

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