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Why did the light bulb have emotional problems?

Because it was turned off.

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Now that the Peter bought a dairy farm, what will he do with it?

He'll milk it for all its worth.

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After working for 40 years, why didn't Joe want new tires on his car?

He wasn't ready to re-tire.

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Why is this cable similar to the United States?

They are both C to shining C

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Why does a rope get smarter when you pull on it?

Because it gets taught.

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Why did the man stop returning to the buffet?

He was fed up.

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What is a short description of what you did during the summer called?

A summery summary.

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Why did the spoiled child want to become a stage designer?

He liked making a scene.

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After someone stole Bobby's clothes while he was swimming, did he get home without people seeing him?

Yes, but just barely.

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Why did the graffiti artist stop before he was arrested for vandalism?

He read the writing on the wall.

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Why do chickens tend to have egg-streme political opinions?

Because they don't like being in the middle of the road.

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What happened to Martha when she fell into the large strainer that she was using?

She strained herself.

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