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What do shoes and noses have in common?

They both smell.

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How in one word can one complain that their grapes aren't ripe yet?

Gripe

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What is an army of babies called?

Infantry.

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Where was cheese discovered?

Curd-istan

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It's a lap top.

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Why did Barry wear an oxygen mask when he saw a beautiful sunset?

Because it took his breath away.

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What happened when Arnold didn't recognize Emily Takin?

He was mistaken about Miss Taken.

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In 1900 two brothers tried to make an airplane, why did they fail?

Because they were the wrong brothers.

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Why was Arnold concerned about his small garbage pail?

Because it was a little pale.

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What does this represent?

The splitting of the the red sea.

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What are bored students called?

The bored of education.

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What did Joey call the exercizes he did before he took a walk?

A pre-amble.

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