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Shane Ronay
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What is this man doing in the doctor's office?

Drawing blood.

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Akiva Lane
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How do we always know who a child's mother is?

When she is pregnant and gives birth, it's apparent.

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Akiva Lane
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What does a warning label on a large strainer say?

Don't strain yourself.

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Shane Ronay
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Have you heard of the band called Cellophane?

They're a wrap group.

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Akiva Lane
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What do you call a pair of pants that wants to be forever young?

Peter pants.

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Shane Ronay
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Why was the lady afraid to get her head measured at sea?

She was afraid of cap sizing.

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Yitzchak Berger
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Why can't you trust atoms?

Because they make up everything.

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Shane Ronay
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Why do dessert lovers like this airline?

They serve pie in the sky.

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Yehuda Lane
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What do you call a prince that is a high wire walker?

Your highness.

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Akiva Lane
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What do you call an ambulance for alligators?

Gator Aid.

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Akiva Lane
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What's another name for computer generated music?

Algo-rhythm.

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Akiva Lane
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What was the main fruit in Noah's ark?

Pears.

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