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Why did Beverly learn knot tying?

She wanted to tie the knot, and get married.

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Why did the therapist keep a bell in his office?

If what he said didn't ring a bell with the patient, he could ring the bell for the patient.

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What is a husband and wife called in Czechoslovakia?

Czech mate.

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What is a cane called that a shepherd uses to get animals to move faster?

A hurry cane.

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What's so special about Willy the window washer?

He never missed work for 37 years - the longest streak ever.

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Why did Ben drink Maxwell House coffee before he went parachute jumping?

He wanted to be good to the last drop.

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What do sales people, bartenders, and baseball teams have in common?

They all have pitchers.

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How were crews asked to stop construction of this specific hospital?

Please hold the Mayo.

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What is it called when a car has a good mother?

Good car ma.

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Which window specialty focuses on commercial accounts?

Pane Management specialists.

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Why was Emily very careful when she made right and left turns with the car?

Because one good turn deserves another.

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Why was the small horse limited to merely walking in a straight line?

It was a one-trick-pony.

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