Pictures:

What city is known for being nice?

Nice, France.

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What US President had the most clothes to clean?

Washington.

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What bank manager has a white horse near him?

The loan arranger has his horse Silver.

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What was the plastic's response when the steel suggested that they get together?

I'm flexible.

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How did the medical student choose Ophthalmology as a specialty?

He researched his options, and the eyes had it.

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When the new driver felt he was driving too fast, what was very confusing to him?

He didn't know if he should slow down or slow up.

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When the music tracks that Jay submitted lost the music competition, what was the ironic result?

He made a lot of money off the beaten tracks.

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When Joe was very tired, why did he go to the police station?

Because he needed arrest.

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When Jack felt that his out-house was too dark, how did he feel after he put a large hole on the top of the door to let in light?

I needed that like a hole in the head.

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What do you call a seamstress that doesn't know how to sew?

A seemstress.

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What is similar about these 2 pictures?

They are both sublime

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What being always acts and feels lousy?

The louse.

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