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What is a father that sells soft-drinks called?

A soda pop.

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What is the motto of chiropractors?

We're got your back.

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Why did Jim eat steak when he was investing in companies?

Because he wanted a stake in the companies.

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What is a price war and an advertising war between stores called?

Retailiation.

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Why did Bill and Eddie start their company at the radar dish?

Because they wanted the business to be under the radar.

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What it it called how a dog laps up water after winning a race?

Victory laps.

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What food is good for protecting a house?

Lox.

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What did the bottles of beers in the ice cooler say to each other?

Let's chill.

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Where do people who want to be smuggled across a border go to?

A flee market.

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Joseph Glidden invented the modern security fence. Who was his wife?

Barb

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What can you say about the stories of how staples, paper-clips, and thumb-tacks were developed?

They are all fasten-ating.

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Where do gardeners love to shop?

Bloomingdales

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