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Why didn't the group of doctors sit down?

They didn't want to be sitting docs.

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Why do you have to be very careful after drinking water?

Because after you drink it, it's drunk.

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What do you say when you finally see a parking space?

I spot a spot.

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What does a car say when you fill it up with gas?

Tanks.

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Why did Martha practice drawing lions?

Her therapist said that there were times she had to get better at drawing the lion.

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Why did Bruce breed racing deer?

He wanted to make a fast buck.

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During an uprising, what are random groups of armed men called?

Malicious militias.

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What did Joey call the exercizes he did before he took a walk?

A pre-amble.

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What kind of log can't change directions?

An ideologue.

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What does a piece of paper and a soda without fizz have in common?

They are both flat.

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What do you call a story about wet Yankee uniforms?

Damp Yankees.

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What can you learn from watching a pear tree grow?

You can learn more about how to pre-pear.

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