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What company is similar to how Sammy used to have a rock band?

Sam Sung.

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What do you say to a dog when you give it a bone to chew on?

Bone appetit.

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What do spices and the earth have in common?

They are both ground.

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If a person is comfortable in social situations, what does he have?

Social security.

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Why did Betty look for someone who loves ceilings?

She thought it would be cool if she got a ceiling fan.

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Because Gus was always happy, what was his nickname?

Fungus.

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Why was Alan not sure he liked playing trumpet in the band?

Because afterwards he felt like he blew it.

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What do you call software whose sales are flat?

Flatware

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What liquid is able to run?

Running water.

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How did Boris feel about losing the kick-boxing championship?

He wanted to kick himself.

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A 5 o'clock shadow.

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Why did Janet eat from a bag of dates when she talked to Joe at work?

She wanted him to ask her for a date.

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