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What permission is needed to kill lice?

A lice sense.

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What pictures did the family put on the bedroom curtains?

Pictures of tomatoes and eggplants because they are nightshades.

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What was Ava's reaction when the jar fell and broke?

She found it jarring.

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What happens to one's ability to walk after 8 drinks?

The results are staggering.

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What paragraph does Ron Desantis add to every contract?

A DeSantis clause.

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What can you say about a teacher without any students?

He's in a class all by himself.

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How did Martha feel about going back to work on Monday?

It was a weak day.

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What did Heaven say to the angel that put too much dew on the grass?

Don't over dew it.

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How do we always know who a child's mother is?

When she is pregnant and gives birth, it's apparent.

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Were the people in the Middle Ages bad people?

Not really, they were only medi-evil.

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Why does Ben like tea?

It gets him from 'HERE' to 'THERE'.

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What is the relationship between 'running out OF' and running out TO'?

When you run out OF supplies, you run out TO the store.

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