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What device do psychologists use to measure positive emotions?

An Oh!dometer

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Akiva Lane
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Why couldn't the pony sing?

Because it was a little hoarse.

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What happened when the small dog fell into a large pot of blueberries?

It was berried.

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What vegetables were on strike?

The onions, because they were onion-ized.

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What did the surgeon say when the patient asked if he could administer his own anesthesia?

Sure, knock yourself out.

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What do you call a piece of pottery in the shape of a duck?

A quack pot.

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Are outsiders allowed into the room called the 'well' in the Justice Department?

No, but it's just-as-well.

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What is it called when people talk about their disagreements?

The disgust is discussed.

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Which prison's glee club repeats the lyrics of each song?

Sing Sing.

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How were people getting hit by the same bicycle every day?

It was a vicous cycle.

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Why did John think he had Type O blood, when he really had Type A?

His birth records had a Type O.

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What do cows each for brunch?

Grass, just like for all their other meals.

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