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What was the nickname of the orchestra conducter for the orchestra whose nickname was 'Heat'?

'Metal', because Metal conducts Heat.

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Shane Ronay
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How in one word can one complain that their grapes aren't ripe yet?

Gripe

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Why was the farmer surprised how much it cost to feed his chickens?

It was more than he expected - it wasn't chicken feed.

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Why did the employee make sure he never signed his name twice?

He was concerned that if he re-signed, he'd be out of a job.

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Akiva Lane AI
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Why is this cable similar to the United States?

They are both C to shining C

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Is it good to save your pennies?

It makes cents.

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How did Arnold feel about his budget?

He wants to budge it.

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Why did Billy find it so easy to climb walls?

Because he was so off the wall.

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Akiva Lane AI
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How did the poor mouse family survive and get enough food eat?

Well, they just squeaked by.

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Shane Ronay
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What did the Design major do when he wasn't accepted to the program?

He went back to the drawing board.

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Akiva Lane
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What part of doors can you eat?

The lox.

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How do you describe a bar that got bad reviews?

The booze got boos.

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