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What seeds are named after fathers?

Poppy seeds.

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What do spices and the earth have in common?

They are both ground.

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When Jim forgot to wear his watch, and he was asked what time it is, what did he answer?

Off-hand I can't say.

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What's a religious name for foot doctors?

Ortho Docs.

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What is similar between the Amazon jungle and tennis?

The Amazon used to have cannibals and tennis has a can of balls.

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What did the jigsaw puzzle man have trouble with?

He found it hard to pull himself together.

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Why did people think the silent owl didn't care about things?

Because it didn't give a hoot.

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What did Sylvia say when her lunch fell down a well by mistake?

Oh, well.

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What does Alexander the Great and Winnie the Pooh have in common?

Their middle name.

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Why is sitting sometimes difficult?

You have to sit down and sit up at the same time.

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What can be said about the determination of these ladies?

They are knitty-gritty.

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What is a stretched rope that walks around called?

A tight rope walker.

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