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How did Max feel about having lice?

It made him feel lousy.

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Are outsiders allowed into the room called the 'well' in the Justice Department?

No, but it's just-as-well.

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What was done wrong here?

Someone put all their eggs in one basket.

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Why are there so many types of Asian cuisine?

For different woks of life.

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How do baseball players keep in touch with each other?

They touch base with each other.

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What is the difference between Moby Dick and a blues band?

One is a blue whale, and the other is a blue wail.

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What is built into the walls at Microsoft headquarters?

Microsoft windows.

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What is happening here?

He's being burned at the steak.

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When the hunter wanted to hunt the deer, how did the deer respond?

I'm game.

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When you add up numbers, and are amazed at the result, what is that called?

Awe sum.

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Why were the vegetables upset when Marty put salt on them?

They felt assaulted.

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Why did Rose like the weekend?

Because the weekdays made her weak, and the weekend made her strong again.

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