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In music how much is a quarter note worth?

25 cents.

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Since Al Capone was active during prohibition, what was his nick-name?

Al Cahol

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What do you call someone from New England who likes to scribble?

Yankee Doodle

358

What was Bill's reaction when he found a hole in the wall of the outhouse?

"I need that like a hole in the head'.

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Which U.S. landmark are people in the biggest hurry to visit?

Mount Rush more.

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How did Linda react when she saw that her bank balance started with a minus sign?

She thought it was a bad sign.

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Why did Alan think carefully about everything decision he made?

Because to do anything else would be unthinkable.

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How did Bob become a carpenter?

He was an apprentice to a carpenter, and that nailed it.

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Why didn't Bill like going to the aquarium?

He thought there was something fishy about the place.

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Why did the bartender encourage his customers to drink more?

He wanted them to be more tips-y.

1988

What was Pandora guilty of?

Out of the box thinking.

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Why is it good to limit the amount of news you ingest every day?

It's not a coincidence that it's called De Press.

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