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How did the trampoline team feel about being behind in the World championships?

They were sure they were going to bounce back.

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What is the difference between doing many things at once and being hit by a lot of taxes?

One is multi-tasking, and the other is multi-taxing.

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Yehuda Lane
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Why did the scarecrow win a very special award?

Because it was outstanding in its field.

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Why did Bill make a rocket made of wood-work?

Because he thought it would work.

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What happened when a truck carrying strawberries got into an accident?

A traffic jam.

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When Martha was quiet when she found out she was pregnant, what was that called?

A pregnant silence.

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Akiva Lane
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When Joe was very tired, why did he go to the police station?

Because he needed arrest.

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Akiva Lane
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What was Sylvia's reaction to the box of cookies falling on the floor?

That's the way the cookie crumbles.

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Why did Rose like the weekend?

Because the weekdays made her weak, and the weekend made her strong again.

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Akiva Lane
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What do you call billiard balls 1, 3, 5, 7, 9, 11, 13, and 15?

Odd balls.

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Akiva Weiss
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How did Bill feel after a hard day's work, turning off the light and going to bed?

He was delighted.

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Why did Betty watch the weeds grow in the vacant lot?

Because she enjoyed it as the plot thickened.

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