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Why do you have to be very careful after drinking water?

Because after you drink it, it's drunk.

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What part of the day does not have an odd amount of Ning?

The Even Ning.

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What kind of horse has sore muscles?

Charlie horse.

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What do you call a troop of soldiers with long hair?

The hair force.

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What do you call a smiling rabbit with long hair?

A happy hoppy hippie.

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Why did the painting need to rest?

Because after a long day, it was fading.

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How did the squirrel corner the market on acorns?

He opened many branches.

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How did Bill describe his ability to make great tea?

It's my specialty.

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How is someone who falls similar to someone in debt?

They are both losing their balance.

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Why did Arlene buy a rug?

She had some problems that she wanted to sweep under it.

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After his cold, why did Phil feel like a pony?

Becauses he was a little hoarse.

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How do weight loss clinics refer to conversations regarding restricted foods?

Ate speech

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