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What does a baseball cap and an overturned boat have in common?

Cap size.

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Why did Marty not want to get rid of his old beat-up car?

Because then he would be wreck-less.

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What did the magician do when he was very tired?

He drank coffee, and that did the trick.

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Who was more intelligent as a child - Alec Baldwin or Alec Guinness?

They were both Smart Alecs.

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How many degrees does a wrong angle have?

We know it's not 90 degrees, because that's a right angle.

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Why did Mr. Roberts take his key with an R attached, and put in on the upper hook on the wall?

He believed in the principle of higher R key.

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What kind of eyes are good for saving money?

Econom eyes.

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Why didn't Jack understand his hat?

It was over his head.

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What was obvious to everyone, but no one dared mention?

The elephant in the room.

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What happens to old auto mechanics?

They just re-tire.

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How do you describe a bar that got bad reviews?

The booze got boos.

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Why did Arlene find it hard to let the water out of the sink?

She found it draining.

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