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What did the procrastinator tell those who said he'd never get anywhere?

"You just wait!"

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How did Bill's body respond when he was insulted?

He felt knocked off his feet, he felt hit in the head, he took it as an affront, and was taken aback.

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What do people wear when going out to battle?

A war drobe.

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Why did Max really appreciate his shoes?

It was his 'sole' means of support.

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How did Bill feel when he was preparing his taxes?

He felt the taxes were attacks.

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What two letters are empty?

MT

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When do you tell people what they are?

When you tell them, 'You are welcome'.

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What did Mr. Cow say to Mrs. Cow when it started pouring rain?

I Noah ark we can use.

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What is store that sells phones called?

A sell phone store.

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Why do mice like being photographed?

They like it when the photographer says, 'Say cheese'.

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How in one word can one complain that their grapes aren't ripe yet?

Gripe

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What's the motto of a clothing maker that encourages young men to wear vests?

Go vest, young man, go vest.

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