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How did Avigail like her work as a seamstress?

She felt it was sew-sew.

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Why did the husband and wife enjoy scuba diving together?

They liked the feeling of being in sink with each other?

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How do we know that Sinatra only took local streets?

It was "My way", or the highway.

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How did the geometry teacher feel when she saw her children teaching geometry to her grandchildren?

She felt that life had come full circle.

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If a leader doesn't have a clear inspiring vision, what is the result?

Di-vision.

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Where's the best place to shop in order to escape?

A flee market

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Why do shoes sneeze when they get hot?

They become hot-shoes!

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What does a piece of paper and a soda without fizz have in common?

They are both flat.

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What kind of insect has a name that indicates that it's always running away?

The flea.

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What is the difference between an optometrist and a psychologist?

One is an eye doctor and the other is an 'I' doctor.

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Why was Fred confused by forms?

Because he didn't know if he should fill them IN or fill them OUT.

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Why is K-OS not a good name for a computer operating system?

It sounds like Chaos.

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