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Why did Alan quit his job as a probate attorney?

He didn't like putting on heirs.

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What were the Smiths not concerned with?

Keeping up with the Joneses.

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What is a noun that makes money?

A pro noun.

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road?

Because it was chicken.

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Did Louie Armstrong enjoy playing the trumpet?

Yes, he enjoyed tooting his own horn.

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What did Jimmy say when he couldn't go out to play because it was raining?

When it rains, it bores.

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After the hour and minute hand of a clock, what is the 3rd hand called?

The second hand.

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What has one eye, no mouth, and everyone agrees that it always makes a good point.

A needle.

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What do you call a new one ounce bottle of perfume with a subtle fragrance?

A new ounce with a nuance.

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Why are the Patriot missiles kosher?

Because they have fins and chew their scuds.

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What are these?

Cocoa Nuts

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What is the status of one's yard after cleaning up after the dog?

It's dooty-free.

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