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What do you call a large party where matzah is served?

A matzah ball.

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What do these have in common: a fish in the ocean, doing things well, and a small apartment?

They all involve efficiency.

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How did the world get its name?

Because when it spins around, it is whirled.

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What do you call a hippie who is a phony?

A hippie-crit.

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What can you say about a candle before you light it?

It's met its match.

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How did Max feel about the lack of oxygen on top of the mountain?

Both the air and the views were breath-taking.

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What is this?

C to shining C

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What did the world think about Edison's invention of the light bulb?

They thought it was a brilliant idea.

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How did the honor student ace his Political Science exam?

By being politically correct.

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What US city has 2 male children?

Tuscon, Arizona.

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What do you call a company that efficiently arranges organ transplants?

An organized organ organization.

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Why can't you go hungry at the beach?

Because of the sand which is there.

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