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Why did Kay feel that she could do whatever she wanted?

Because whenever she did something strange, people would say Oh Kay!

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What did the doctor's wife say when his new practice was slow?

You just need more practice in your new practice, and you need patience for more patients.

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How did Andrea feel when she was running out of her favorite red perfume?

She felt bad that she was down to her last red scent.

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When do you stop looking for something?

When you find it.

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How did President Johnson always know the right thing to say?

A little Birdie told him.

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What is a sharp, clever woman called?

A shrewd shrew.

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What 5 letter word becomes shorter when you add 2 letters to it?

The word 'short'.

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Why are bananas so popular?

They have a peel.

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Why did the Mexican man take anti-anxiety medication?

For hispanic attacks.

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What is the condition called where a person is not allergic to cars?

Auto immune condition.

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Why did the spoiled child want to become a stage designer?

He liked making a scene.

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Why did Bill put his left hand over the food when he finished eating?

Because the food on the plate were left-overs.

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