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How many degrees does a wrong angle have?

We know it's not 90 degrees, because that's a right angle.

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Why did the football player like feeling the backs of geese?

He liked the idea of 'touch down'.

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Why didn't Beth like pressing flowers?

She found it depressing, and she didn't like activities that were cut and dried.

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What occurs when the amount of garbage exceeds space in the trash can?

It is beyond the pail.

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Why was was it so loud everywhere Tim went?

He liked stealing everyone's thunder.

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What bank manager has a white horse near him?

The loan arranger has his horse Silver.

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What is this called?

The last straw.

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Why was the rabbit jumping for joy?

Because it was very hoppy.

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Why wasn't Lucy happy about her schedule?

Because she was so busy, it wasn't funny.

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Why are all shopping malls very similar?

You see one, you see the mall.

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Where are these people located?

In La-la Land.

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What happened when Bob tried hitting a baseball when it was foggy?

He always mist.

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