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After visiting someone, when they say 'It's been great having you', how can you respond?

It's been great being had.

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Yehuda Lane
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What do cows each for brunch?

Grass, just like for all their other meals.

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Akiva Lane
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Why did the couple decide to get married?

They found each other very engaging.

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Why did Marty want to be an electrician?

He thought it would be an electrifying experience.

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Why did the two electric eels like each other so much?

They found each other so electrifying.

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Shane Ronay
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What do you call a one-legged hippo?

A hoppo

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Akiva Lane
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What did the seamstress say when she couldn't fix a hole in a sweater?

Oh darn it!

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Akiva Lane
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Why did King Midas make a well?

He thought, I might as well.

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Shane Ronay
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What happened on April 16th and 17th 1986?

This man got his dates mixed up.

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Akiva Lane AI
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What does this picture show?

What are the greater graters?

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Why did King Louis XV say, "After me the flood"?

Because he rained for 59 years.

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What kind of ship demands total control?

Dictator ship

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