Pictures:

What day of the week do people get married on?

Wedding's day.

479

What kind of bush can take you by surprise?

An ambush.

2115

What did Max do when he joined the surfboard team?

He was onboarded.

2235

What vegetable makes the most polite request?

Let us.

1761

What is true about this famous journalist?

His name is Mudd

1298

Why did the lawyer have a fish tank in his office?

It made everything more o-fish-al.

2948

Why did Jill get so emotional when she moved form one apartment to another?

It was a very moving experience.

1533

Why didn't Bill want to work in the ice cream factory?

He didn't like working on sundaes.

3100

What do you call a perfect egg?

Egg-selent.

463

Which U.S. landmark are people in the biggest hurry to visit?

Mount Rush more.

185