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What are zero's that are shot into space called?

Astro Noughts

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What did the thread say to the needle?

I'm just passing through.

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A tripod.

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Why was it so easy to reverse-engineer this dessert recipe?

It was a piece of cake.

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What do you call a seamstress that doesn't know how to sew?

A seemstress.

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How was a comedian asked to perform at the Orthopedist's Convention?

Please...humerus.

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Why did the people playing poker surround themselves with bushes?

They wanted to hedge their bets.

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During the truce in a war, what soup did both sides eat?

Peas soup.

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Why did Maxine like riding on the ferris wheel?

It made her feel like a big wheel.

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What is similar between IDIOM and IDIOT

Both have 5 letters, begin with IDI, and are hard to understand.

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What is the room called where people make salad dressings?

The dressing room.

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What is it called when a boy in the family sets the table?

The setting son.

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