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Why did the guy from a poor neighborhood study to be a car mechanic?

He wanted to go from under the hood to under the hood.

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What vegetable jumps into the deep end of the pool?

The endive.

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What was Edith's reaction to reading the book on anti-gravity?

She couldn't put it down.

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Why is a pet lusion that seems to be sick not really sick?

Because it's an ill lusion.

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What is an undercover cop's clothing called?

This guy's disguise.

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What happend when Max tripped over the boxes of glass jars?

He found it jarring.

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How in one word can one complain that their grapes aren't ripe yet?

Gripe

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What law is involved with marriage and family?

The Law of Relativity.

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How did Fred feel when he opened the cupboard and a glass jar fell on his head?

He found it very jarring.

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What is similar between a tile salesman and a lizard?

One is a tile rep, and the other is a reptile.

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How do you describe someone in the Middle ages throwing his wig in the air when he inherited money?

The heir threw his hair in the air, and he flipped his wig.

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What happened to Bill?

He tripped while he was on a trip.

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