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Is the author the main person who can edit the book they wrote?

Yes, that is the main person who is author eyes'd.

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Who owns the largest number of private business aircraft?

King Lear

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What is used to lubricate the joints of a robot?

Elbow grease.

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How is a meal like archery?

It's best when it hits the spot.

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Why didn't Bill like going to malls?

He felt that if you see one, you see the mall.

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What did the oil prospector say when he found out the oil well was dry?

Oh, well!

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What is someone who can keep a secret called?

A secretary.

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What is the motto of a store that sends packaged liver to customers?

We deliver de liver.

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What are the great-great grandparents of an ant called?

Ant-cestors.

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If the animals on Noah's ark could play musical instruments, what would it be called?

An arkestra.

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What happened when the pitcher practicing in the gym threw a ball that hit the fuse box?

It became pitch dark.

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What was Sylvia's reaction to the box of cookies falling on the floor?

That's the way the cookie crumbles.

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