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Why did Sally serve beef jerky at the dinner party?

It was her dry sense of humor.

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Did the early frost kill all the fish in the fish pond?

No, they were just being koi.

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Akiva Lane AI
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Why did Marty sit in an express mail box?

He was looking for ways to help him express himself.

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Akiva Lane
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Since Al Capone was active during prohibition, what was his nick-name?

Al Cahol

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What fairy tale is about using puns in rap music?

Rap-pun-zel.

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How did the boat sink at the dock?

Too much pier pressure.

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Akiva Lane
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How do trees feel in the spring?

After the winter, they felt releaved.

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What is a policeman called when he's sleeping in bed?

An undercover cop.

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Akiva Lane
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What fictional character had an open mind?

Frankenstein.

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What do you call a bar that serves chocolate?

A chocolate bar.

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What did pregnant Emily and the library book she was reading have in common?

They were both due in September.

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What did Beth answer when Phil asked for a second date?

OK, I'll try a re-Phil.

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