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Why didn't Jane play hide and seek?

Good players are hard to find.

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What was it called when Grace tossed a pea pod to someone she wanted to stop arguing with?

A pod cast to start a peas process.

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When Jerry looked at his legs, how did he know that he was eating too much?

His calves had become cows.

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Why did the general always have his walking stick with him?

He never made decisions without his staff.

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Why didn't Joe buy the white horse when when he had all black horses?

Because it was a horse of a different color.

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Why did astrophysicist Steven Hawking fail his history class?

It wasn't rocket science.

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What do you call college students who go back to school in the fall?

Autumn leaves.

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Which type of beer takes longer to make than other beers?

Lager

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What happened when shipping containers with materials for making shoes sank?

There were thousands of lost soles.

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What do you call a large amount of stamps?

A stamp-ede.

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Why did people find this very alarming?

They thought it was egg stream.

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What is the space over a spinning top called?

It's over the top.

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