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What does the NLRB do?

They oversee support groups for expectant mothers.

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Why does hot weather seem so smart?

Because it has so many degrees.

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What do you call someone who used to be a pert?

An ex-pert.

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Why did Betty put things on the kitchen scale at 1pm for 9 hours?

She wanted to measure them on a scale from 1 to 10.

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How does wheat and rice know how to grow?

It's ingrained in them.

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What is a tall column of pills called?

A pill-ar

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Why do deer hunters prefer larger guns?

It's a bigger bang for their buck.

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Is the entire world starting to think exactly the same?

Just the indoctri-nations.

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Which horse did the cowboy only ride after dark?

A night mare

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What begins and ends with E but has only one letter?

Envelope.

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What was the nickname of 10 year old Beth who was always getting into trouble?

Miss Cheevous

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Why were Bill's friends always calling him up?

Because his nickname was 'Up'.

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