Pictures:

Akiva Lane
General
Picture

Why was the football team surprised when their opponents punted the football?

They thought there was no punt intended.

3071
Shane Ronay
General
Picture

What is the man on the right doing?

Scraping the bottom of the barrel from the top.

1302
Akiva Lane
General
Picture

When the phone caller said 'I hope I'm not disturbing you', how did Andy respond?

Andy said, "You can't disturb me, because I'm already disturbed".

384
Akiva Lane
General
Picture

What do you call skinny chickens?

Paltry poultry.

125
Akiva Lane
General
Picture

During an uprising, what are random groups of armed men called?

Malicious militias.

822
Akiva Lane
General
Picture

What is it called when you use an Apple computer to cut through loads of information to find what you are looking for?

Mac the knife.

2141
Akiva Lane
General
Picture

What is this?

Rock and roll.

2422
Shane Ronay
General
Picture

Who is in charge of a bicycle factory?

The spokesperson

2216
Akiva Lane
General
Picture

How did Jack learn to give himself a haircut?

He knew it off the top of his head.

2127
Akiva Lane
General
Picture

What do you call a tile that can do many things?

Versa tile.

3074
Akiva Lane
General
Picture

How did the pitcher learn to throw curve balls?

It was a learning curve.

1144
Shane Ronay
General
Picture

Why is there a lack of neurologists?

Few have the nerve.

245