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How many teenagers does it take to change a light bulb?

Just one. He stands still, and the world revolves around him.

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Akiva Lane
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Why do we peel fruit?

If fruit has a peel, it doesn't have appeal.

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Akiva Lane
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What can you say about an elevator's day?

It has its ups and downs.

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What is a hat made of bottles called?

A bottle cap.

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Akiva Lane
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How did Max react when his wife served fish for supper 6 days in a row?

He said, "There's something fishy about this".

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Akiva Lane
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When the new driver felt he was driving too fast, what was very confusing to him?

He didn't know if he should slow down or slow up.

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Shane Ronay
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What type of meeting is this?

A Piece Summit.

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Akiva Lane
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After visiting someone, when they say 'It's been great having you', how can you respond?

It's been great being had.

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What did Jimmy say when he couldn't go out to play because it was raining?

When it rains, it bores.

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Shane Ronay
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What's this man's problem?

He has an axe to grind.

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Yehuda Lane
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What does a rich cow say when he's making money?

Moo-lah.

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What does Sue do all day?

Sue

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