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What vegetable jumps into the deep end of the pool?

The endive.

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Akiva Lane
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If an earthen-ware pot gets cracked, what is it called?

A crack-pot.

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Shane Ronay
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What's the secret to a healthy heart?

Take medical advice with a grain of salt.

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Akiva Lane
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What do programs, programmers, mathematics, lumbermills, and fireplaces all have it common?

They all use logs.

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What day is just before a birthday?

Labor day.

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Akiva Lane
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Why did Beverly learn knot tying?

She wanted to tie the knot, and get married.

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Shane Ronay
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What does an audio engineer do?

Provide sound advice.

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Akiva Lane
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How did Bill feel when he was preparing his taxes?

He felt the taxes were attacks.

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Akiva Lane AI
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What did the first humans say to each other?

"You man".

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Akiva Lane
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How was Bill's mug shot that was taken when he was arrested by mistake?

The picture didn't do him justice.

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Shane Ronay
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How would you refer to your dog-sitting neighbor that lost your pet?

Your dog gone neighbor.

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Moshe Sherizen
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What is blue and smells like red paint?

Blue paint.

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