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What was Karl Marx and his brother called?

The Marx brothers.

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Why was the chef in the Italian restaurant so smart?

He really knew how to use his noodles.

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Bill saved his pennies all year to buy a present for his wife, and brought them to a store, and do you know what he got?

A hernia.

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How did Bobby feel when he spilled a jar of olive oil on himself in the morning?

It was too oily in the morning.

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How does a butcher greet his customers?

Nice to meat you!

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Is rain free?

Yes, it's on the house.

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Why were Bill's friends always calling him up?

Because his nickname was 'Up'.

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When did the serfs in the Middle Ages sometimes enjoy their work?

When they were Serfing.

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What do you call two monkeys sharing an Amazon account?

Prime mates

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What can we learn from the fact that the US will no longer be making pennies?

That it no longer has common cents.

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What is it called when sugar cane rebels against the farmer?

The cane mutiny.

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What was the weather like during the office meeting?

They were brainstorming, and then someone was thunderstruck with an insight.

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