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What is a gym called filled with people who want to lose weight?

A waist land.

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What did the Design major do when he wasn't accepted to the program?

He went back to the drawing board.

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What is the study of the family history of Genies called?

Genie-ology.

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How did King Kong feel about the woman he was holding?

He had a crush on her.

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What happened when Billy's mom shouted 'Wake up!', and he just caught the school bus?

It was a close call.

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At what time did King Arthur's knight complain about a stomach ache?

In the middle of the knight.

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What happened when Bob decided to use a Neuralink chip in his brain?

He changed his mind.

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What happens when King Charles gets a toothache?

It's a royal pain.

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What do you call a delicious English herring?

Yum kippers.

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Why did Martha love walking on the boardwalk?

She never had a bored walk on the boardwalk.

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Why did Alan give a tip to the bartender?

Because he felt tipsy.

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How did Phil become such an expert at bumper cars?

He took a crash course.

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