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What is it called when a government tries to get support by giving things away for free?

A free-for-all.

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Why is a sleeping person like a spy?

Because he is under cover.

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What are the best schools to learn about intravenous feeding?

The IV league schools.

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Since the hamburger was behind in the race, how could it win?

It needed to ketchup.

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Why is there a school in England that teaches people about different types of plates?

Because they feel that it's important for people to know their plates.

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Why was Benjy, who was quite large, like a clock?

His nickname was Big Ben.

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How did the clothing store sell the last dress that no one seemed to want?

They made a 'dis dress' sale.

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What's the difference between looking for a parking space and washing clothes?

With one you want spots to appear, and with the other you wants spots to disappear.

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Why is it best to avoid jealousy?

Because it ends with lousy.

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What is someone called who sees a crime committed at an Apple store?

An iWitness

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How did the punster feel about making so many anatomy puns?

He made no bones about it.

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What do you call someone who takes dents out of cars?

A dentist.

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