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What is the ring called under a car where the engine engages with the wheel axel?

The engagement ring.

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What was Bill's nickname after he was able to drive to avoid the tornado?

Mister "missed the twister".

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Why was running to the grocery store not her first run that morning?

She first ran out of milk.

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What sentence commemorates how Isaac, Jacob, and Moses met their wives.

Well, well, well.

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How to properly refer to someone convicted for illegally texting?

Con-text

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What do you call a one-legged hippo?

A hoppo

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What phrase explains the importance of making a will?

Where there's a will there's a way.

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What is a repairman that fixes clocks called?

A tik-tok doc.

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What did the waiter say when the customer sent the food back to the kitchen?

Thanks for the feedback.

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What do the other animals think about the ant-eater?

That it is very nosey.

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If the color of the White house is white, what is the color of a green house?

A greenhouse is transparent because its walls are made of glass.

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Why did Arnold print out the word MONEY and put it into his chopped liver?

He wanted to spread the word.

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