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Why is the plural of garbage garbage?

No matter how much garbage there is, it's still garbage.

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Why did Liz putting a wedding song as her phone's ring tone?

She wanted a wedding ring.

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Why didn't the cafeteria label their trays A, B, C, D, etc?

Because the second one would be 'betray'.

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Which medical specialty focuses on interior design for hospitals?

Roomitology

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What is a dog called that swims back and forth in a pool?

A lap dog.

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What do you call a cat that steals things?

A feline felon.

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What do you call a rat whose name is Demmik?

Demmik Rat.

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What are the benefits of having a sense of wonder (one-der)?

It can help you feel at 'one' with everything.

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What is it called when the detergent is on the top shelf?

High Tide.

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What is a baseball bat that is used to destroy fans?

A fan club.

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Where is the best place to find highly unusual things?

A bizarre

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What is it called when someone surfs on top of a fishing net?

Surfing the net.

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