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Where is the Royal Rodeo held?

Buckingham palace.

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What nickname did Billy's English teacher give him because his essays were so good?

Bill of writes.

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What is a required course for train designers?

Pullmonology

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Why was was it so loud everywhere Tim went?

He liked stealing everyone's thunder.

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What happened when the red and blue boats crashed into each other?

They were marooned.

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How do we know that the ancient Egyptians were not honest?

They were into pyramid schemes.

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What did the painter say when told he was supposed to paint the ship WHITE - not navy blue?

Oops - I blue it.

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Why doesn't Superman go out after dark when he visits Krypton, Kentucky?

Because then it's Krypton night.

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What kind of ship demands total control?

Dictator ship

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Why did the prisoner try to break out of jail?

He figured that after all that jail time, he needed a break.

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What did Barry say when he saw his neighbor put a muzzle on his dangerous dog?

Muzzle Tov!

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Why was the plumber scared to unclog bathroom sinks?

It was always a hair-raising experience.

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