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Why was Bruce Lee's son always on time?

His first name was "Prompt".

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When Martha was quiet when she found out she was pregnant, what was that called?

A pregnant silence.

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What flower is named after a part of the head?

Tulips.

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How could one describe all the things that Bob disliked?

Each is a version of a different aversion.

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How did Irving's family react when he wanted to be called Izzy?

They found it unnerving.

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What was the motto of the salami company?

Our wurst is best.

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How did Martha feel about going back to work on Monday?

It was a weak day.

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What is the letter O called when it acts strange?

A weirdo.

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What happens when a person has to work on Sundays?

It's a weakened weekend.

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What day is just before a birthday?

Labor day.

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What permission did the poet need to write poetry?

Poetic license.

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What grammar is similar to regretting the past and worrying about the future?

Past tense and future tense.

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