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Shane Ronay
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How did Madam Sonia become a fortune teller?

By "chants"

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Akiva Lane
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What do you call a cat that steals things?

A feline felon.

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Akiva Lane
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What letter of the alphabet asks the best questions?

Y

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Akiva Lane
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How did Sandra feel about half the numbers when she was learning arithmetic?

She thought they were odd.

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Akiva Lane
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Why did the bartender put rolls on the bar next to the drinks?

His motto was 'Roll with the punches'.

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Shane Ronay
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What is this fooseball player in need of?

Plastic Surgery

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Akiva Lane
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What is similar between paying to use a towel at the gym, and a roll of Bounty towels?

One is a pay-per towel, and the other is a paper towel.

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Shane Ronay
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What's good advice when photographing celestial beings?

Be sure you get the best angel.

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Akiva Lane
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What can you say about an old couch that was fixed?

It was in bad shape, but now it's recovered.

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Moshe Sherizen
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Why did the shoes cross the road?

Because the chicken was wearing them.

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Akiva Lane
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Why did the CEO move the company from the 3rd floor to the 4th floor?

Because he wanted to take the company to the next level.

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Akiva Lane
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What letters are asleep?

ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ's

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