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What was the motto of the company that made horror movies?

We've only begun to fright.

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How do we know that the army of Turkey is brave?

So people know that they are not chicken.

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What part of the meat did Bill try not to bring to his wife from the freezer?

He didn't think it was a good idea to give his wife the cold shoulder.

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Why did the orange teacher call the student 'fresh'?

Because he couldn't concentrate.

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What's another name for the period leading up to the dot com bubble bursting?

The com before the storm.

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What do employment recruiters and cannibals have in common?

They're both called head hunters.

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How do you describe when someone eats too much too fast?

Haste makes waist.

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Where do gardeners love to shop?

Bloomingdales

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How did Abigail respond when her husband suggested that they go camping in the winter?

The idea leaves me cold.

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Why did Alan enjoy exercizing by balancing on balls?

Because it helped him with the ability to be on the ball.

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What did the world think about Edison's invention of the light bulb?

They thought it was a brilliant idea.

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How does someone feel after they eat peas?

They feel peas-ful.

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