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Is it good to save your pennies?

It makes cents.

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What's he doing?

Flying by the seat of his pants.

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What did Mr. Cow say to Mrs. Cow when it started pouring rain?

I Noah ark we can use.

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What does Shakespeare getting sick have to do with feeling angry at someone?

ILL WILL.

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Why did the light bulb have emotional problems?

Because it was turned off.

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What was the nickname of 10 year old Beth who was always getting into trouble?

Miss Cheevous

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What did the man say after a meteor destroyed his house?

This really hit home.

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Which king was this?

Edward IV - he had a short reign.

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What is the plural of plea?

Please.

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How did David feel about praying in a talis?

It was a fringe benefit.

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Why did the Chinese military leader suffer from malnutrition?

Everyone kept eating General Tso's chicken.

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What kind of bird doesn't sing, but only hums?

A hummingbird.

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