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How was the octopus able beat the shark in a fight?

It was well armed.

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Akiva Lane
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What it is called when California hi-tech companies fool people in a ridiculous way?

Silly Con Valley

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Why didn't Max like racketball?

He thought that people who played it were off the wall.

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Shane Ronay
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What device do psychologists use to measure positive emotions?

An Oh!dometer

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Why is being a cloud seeder such an easy job?

They just shoot the breeze all day long.

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Akiva Lane
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How did cell phones get their name?

Because if we're not careful, they can imprison us.

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What is the difference between a fish and a bathroom?

A fish has many scales, and a bathroom usually has one scale.

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What kind of bean has regrets?

A coulda bean.

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Why is this bandwagon no longer in use?

Too many people were jumping on it.

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Why is the centipede considered one of the strongest of insects?

It takes a while until it is on its last legs.

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How did Frank's hitch-hiking trip go?

It went without a hitch.

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Where does superman shop for food?

The supermarket.

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