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What happened when Bob decided to use a Neuralink chip in his brain?

He changed his mind.

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If seagulls fly near the sea, what birds fly near the bay?

Bagels.

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When you add up numbers, and are amazed at the result, what is that called?

Awe sum.

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What kind of arithmetic did Julius Caesar like?

Divide and conquer.

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What did Frankenstein say when he got older?

My mind isn't what it used to be.

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When Stephanie inventeted a way of saying that someone is at the door without ringing a bell, what prize did she win?

The No-Bell prize.

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Why did the mother have sore hands?

She had meta-carpools.

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What is a required course for train designers?

Pullmonology

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Why did the bear not want to wear shoes?

It couldn't bear not having bare feet.

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If a person is comfortable in social situations, what does he have?

Social security.

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What happens every year in the universe?

We celebrate its universe-ary.

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What is a short description of what you did during the summer called?

A summery summary.

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