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What should you take when you feel stressed?

Take a break, and take it easy.

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Dovid Lane
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Why did the shark not want to eat the millionaire?

It stayed away from rich foods.

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What would it be called if you wrapped a city in a big blue blanket?

Rhapsody in Blue.

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If a window was put into the neck of the Statue of Liberty, what would it be called?

A pane in the neck.

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Why does a rope get smarter when you pull on it?

Because it gets taught.

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What does a party of hippies and a woman's hair brush have in common?

They both have a hair ball.

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After someone stole Bobby's clothes while he was swimming, did he get home without people seeing him?

Yes, but just barely.

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How did Beth like her job ironing shirts?

She was ironing bored.

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Why did the Chinese military leader suffer from malnutrition?

Everyone kept eating General Tso's chicken.

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What happens to an illegally parked frog?

Toad.

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Why shouldn't you ask questions to sugar cane that is fused together?

Because it is canefused.

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If you take a liter of water, and pour it out, what does it become?

Leaderless.

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