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What do you call machines that sand down the surface of kernals of grain?

Kernal sanders.

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What is the key to the monastery called?

The monk key.

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What's the most serious bone in the body?

The sternum

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Why didn't people trust the model E phone?

They thought it was a phoney.

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Why did the manager buy a very large piece of paper?

Because he wanted all his workers to be on the same page.

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If a calculator falls and cracks, can you still use it?

Sometimes, but you can't count on it.

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Mary exercized at Jim's place every day - what is his full name?

Jim Nasium

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In the body, what is between tendon B and tendon D.

Tendency.

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What happens to the toy drones that start by themselves?

They're flying off the shelves.

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What is a rebellious tick called?

A heretic.

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What part of the Bible teaches you the correct way to use money?

The book of profits.

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What did Zelensky say to Putin when Russia invaded the Ukraine?

Don't rush in.

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