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How did the trampoline team feel about being behind in the World championships?

They were sure they were going to bounce back.

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How were people getting hit by the same bicycle every day?

It was a vicous cycle.

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Why is this cable similar to the United States?

They are both C to shining C

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Why didn't Joe like running at the track?

He felt like he was just running around in circles.

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What was James Bond's nickname when he travelled a lot?

Vaga Bond

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Why do we peel fruit?

If fruit has a peel, it doesn't have appeal.

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What has four wheels and flies.

A garbage truck.

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Why did Olivia put on a hat whenever she wanted to keep a secret?

Because she had to keep the secret under her hat.

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What are zero's that are shot into space called?

Astro Noughts

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When Arnie said that he preferred to learn accordion rather than piano, what were his parents reaction?

They changed his music teacher accordingly.

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When you pay a therapist for a session, what does the therapist expect back?

Change.

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What object sounds like it was stolen, and what object sounds like it has seen a lot?

The lute and the saw.

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