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Why did Fred often touch the four quarters he kept in his pocket?

To remind himself that sometimes change is hard.

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Why did Amanda enjoy re-reading books by James Joyce?

She liked re-Joyce-ing.

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Shane Ronay
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Who oversees decisions at a car alignment company?

The Steering Committee.

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What did Beverly say to the nut platter?

You're all nuts!

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Do people gain weight as they get older?

If they do, it's a waist of time.

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Moshe Sherizen
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What happened to the magician driving down the street?

He turned into a driveway.

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What did Joey call the exercizes he did before he took a walk?

A pre-amble.

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Why did Alan think carefully about everything decision he made?

Because to do anything else would be unthinkable.

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Shane Ronay
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What did county workers accomplish with this sign?

A bee-line.

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Akiva Lane
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What is the realization that all life begins as a fertilized egg?

It's egg-sistential.

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Why did Ben drink Maxwell House coffee before he went parachute jumping?

He wanted to be good to the last drop.

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Shayna Lane
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What was King Louis the XV referring to when he said, 'After me the flood'?

The rain of terror.

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