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What do you say to a bowl of kidney beans when you haven't eaten them for a while?

Where have you bean?

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Why did the asterisk, question mark, and pound sign act up in class?

They thought they were special characters.

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What happened when the pitcher practicing in the gym threw a ball that hit the fuse box?

It became pitch dark.

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What is the government official in charge of the fence called?

The Minister of De Fence.

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What happened when a tree doctor put the bark of an oak tree on a maple tree?

It didn't work, because he was barking up the wrong tree.

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What do you call a pig who lost his voice?

Disgruntled

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What's the difference between a couple who are dating and a fire?

When the couple goes out, it progresses. When the fire goes out, it ends.

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What happens to an ethical Italian cleaning lady after she passes away?

She's a maid in heaven.

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What do you call a chiropractor in Egypt?

A Cairo Practor.

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What do you call a train carrying bubble gum?

A chew-chew train.

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What do you call someone who steals dishes?

Dish-honest.

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What is a good name for a company that sells sprinkler systems?

Cease Fire (an actual name of a company)

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