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What do these have in common: a fish in the ocean, doing things well, and a small apartment?

They all involve efficiency.

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How best to describe someone who only sees his own perspective?

MYopic.

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What is happening here?

He's checking his bill for web service.

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What is MOM spelled upside down?

WOW!

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What do you call bees who don't answer you directly?

Cagey bees.

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Joseph Glidden invented the modern security fence. Who was his wife?

Barb

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Where is Kuwait?

Between Iraq and a hard place.

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What is the difference between an optometrist and a psychologist?

One is an eye doctor and the other is an 'I' doctor.

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How did the trampoline team feel about being behind in the World championships?

They were sure they were going to bounce back.

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How could one describe all the things that Bob disliked?

Each is a version of a different aversion.

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If the hole of a bagel is filled with black pepper, what is the result?

A black hole.

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After Bob broke his leg, why wasn't he able to control his kids?

Because he couldn't put his foot down.

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