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What is the Sherlock Holmes story where he solves the mystery of the missing pillow?

The pillow case.

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What did Barbie say to Ken?

You're a doll.

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Why was the whole school on pins and needles waiting for their test results?

It was an acupuncture school.

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Why do violinists put rosin on their violin bows?

It makes the violins rosin-ate.

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Why did Sophia put on makeup?

She thought it was pretty imporant.

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How does the bee feel about its beehive?

It feels like it bee-longs.

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Why did the left foot, when it was in back of a person, feel sad?

Because it felt left behind.

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At what time did King Arthur's knight complain about a stomach ache?

In the middle of the knight.

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Why did the football player like feeling the backs of geese?

He liked the idea of 'touch down'.

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What is similar between a mother with a child and furniture that stores clothes?

They are both dressers.

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When people asked Noah why he was building an ark, what did he answer?

Noah dea.

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How are governments sometimes similar to sunglasses?

Both of them can be polarized.

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