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What did the man say when needing to repair his socks?

Darn!

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Yitzchak Berger
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What was Bill's reaction when he got hit in the head with a can of soda?

He felt lucky it was a soft drink.

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Akiva Lane
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What do we wear on our wrist that is similar to the people who guard a rock band?

The watchband.

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Akiva Lane AI
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Where did Shakespeare learn to write plays as a child?

In the play-ground.

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Akiva Lane
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What do you call a hippie who is a phony?

A hippie-crit.

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Akiva Lane
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What does the sound of ducks and unsound docs have in common?

They are both quacks.

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Akiva Lane
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What are 3 trees called?

A tree-some.

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Akiva Lane
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What scoring system is used for the sport of curling?

Curl marks.

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Shane Ronay
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What happened to the dry cleaner who processed a man's jacket with a wallet left in the pocket?

He was charged with money laundering.

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Akiva Lane
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What did the tree do when it felt like just a stick in the mud?

It branched out.

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Shane Ronay
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Who was Karl Marx's sister, and why is she famous?

Her name was Onya, and she invented the starting pistol.

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Akiva Lane
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What was done wrong here?

Someone put all their eggs in one basket.

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