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What did Michael Sherlock call the housing development that he built?

Sherlock Homes.

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What food is good for protecting a house?

Lox.

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How are kangaroos and rabbits different than other animals?

They are the most hoppy.

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What is moistening meat based on?

The meat.

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Why did Lisa carry a ball up the hill?

There were so many things she wants to do, and she wanted to get the ball rolling.

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Why should we have more appreciation for street contractors?

Because they pave the way for us.

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Why did George sell his barber shop?

He found cleaning it to be a hair-raising experience.

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What does Leonard Bernstein and copper have in common?

They are both good conductors.

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What does a piece of paper and a soda without fizz have in common?

They are both flat.

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What did the geologist call his book about the cliffs near the ocean?

Cliff's Notes.

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How did Arnold feel about his budget?

He wants to budge it.

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What does an art school and a bedroom dresser have in common?

They both have drawers.

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