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Why don't elephants get upset very often?

They have thick skin.

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What did Max do when he joined the surfboard team?

He was onboarded.

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Why did King Louis XV say, "After me comes the flood"?

He reigned for 59 years, and King Louis XIV reigned for 72 years, and after all that reigning, of course there would be a flood!

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In what room of a school are things re-created?

In the recreation room.

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What do you call a hippie who is a phony?

A hippie-crit.

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Which division of a hospital has the best patient supervision?

The "I see you" (ICU)

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What is a gym called filled with people who want to lose weight?

A waist land.

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Why are bees that are born in May confused?

Because they are maybe's.

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What happens when King Charles gets a toothache?

It's a royal pain.

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What do you call a ball that looks like the earth and lights up?

A global glow ball.

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What is the proper term for a clash between snakes?

A hissy fit

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What do small boats and computers have in common?

They both can be used for fishing using a net.

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